pickup lines ❤does it really works?

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

sleepless night

heart : doop..doop..*rolling on bed left and right ..
me    : what happened to you a?
heart : don't know wo..can't sleep..I think I miss her la ='(
me    : why a sudden? think too much la..sleep la
heart : dunno wo..maybe lo..think too much dy ..but I can't close my eyes tightly and keep thinking about the same things..the words I told her..the promises I made..and her smile
me    : goshh..please la..just knock the wall and make youself pengsan jek la..you don't want sleep I want leh..
heart : tried but not working ..sigh
me    : then what you gonna do ? tell her now?
heart : ermmm..don't want disturb her this late la..somemore we've already broke
me    : but why I can feel you beating so fast?
heart : sign of missing her..shyt
me    : blame her..make me can't sleep =__="..
heart : sry bro..but I got no choice..I have too..
me    : zzz....

weird conversation between me and heart .. weird I know..

update ! update !

just wanna shout out loud and tell the world ' I'm backkk !!'
haha..almost forget my passwords to log in my blog xD
finally I got free time to update ! update !
just started my sixth semester 2 weeks ago
for the past semester break . I spend one week at home and became my mom's personal driver
and only hang out with kampar friends in the second week  after waited so long for their test over
yumcha movie chitchat and hang out till 3 o'clock in the morning just back home.
so far I've only watched RobinHood ..I missed IP man and Ironman .. sigh
I'll never get bored with them everytime I hang out with them..so many jokes and laughter ..
can't wait till another sembreak to come..and we've planned for a trip to cameron highland :D
allright and now back to college stuff..I'm taking 2 subjects in this semester .. Microprocessor & Programming system control.. basically I'll learn how to create a program code and make the robots to move with the instructions..cool stuff !
but need to learn the grand-daddy of the C++ programming and Java which is the assembly language
I bet most of you never ever heard about that but it's just the very very early state and most basic codings the computer can directly read..haha..still confusing? nevermind..it'll only make you a computer freak if going deeper..haha
the most interesting happened for the past few weeks was I got a chance to start my own business..haha
still don't know will success or what but..I'll try to get involve more and learn more from the seniors..
after starting for like a week .. I've went through lots of things .. the reality..the money..the failures and the victories..
to success is not easy..we need passion-persistence-patience..when everyone look down at you and telling some depress words..just simply ignore and make it a motivation to do better,work harder.
when the time you success,break their glasses and impress them with ' woahh .. he's great and I want to be like him '..
for those who failed will look for excuses but for those success will look for solutions..
make a change and everything will be different :D



 recently addicted to the song ' Cabi song ' sang by Sndn&2pm..watch the mv and you'll know how jealous am I with theirs body figures..damn hawwt !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbnI4FgpFDQ